All about my Saturday night

From Chang Kai-shek Memorial

The last time we made a beer run we bought some Kirin and Taiwanese beer, and one can of this. I thought it was greentea-flavored beer. Unfortunately, it was beer-flavored green tea. Last night we were out of real beer, so I was stuck pulling on this. If you added a jigger of Natty Ice to one of those sickly sweet bottles of Lipton green tea, I imagine the result would be what you see above. America, you aren't missing anything.