To stave off the underemployment blues, I took a solo fieldtrip into the city.
I felt a little lame by myself at the ticketing kiosk amidst a throng of families and grandmas pushing strollers. But I forgot my lameness as quick as I got inside: Taipei Zoo was by far the best zoo I've ever been to.
For more than four hours I took pictures of animals, some I didn't even know existed before today. Here are the highlights:
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| How do they stand like that? |
I don't know if that's Yuan Yuan or Tuan Tuan, but my grandchildren will probably never have occasion to take a picture of a panda - so I was sure to snap it. Frankly, I don't understand how any species that routinely smothers its newborns made it this far.
Pandas were the biggest exhibit. They're new, a gift from China. The former president rejected them in 2005, but President Ma said yes. "Tuan" means round. I don't know what "Yuan" means. But when you put the two words together they mean "reunion." The People's Republic is crafty like that. This spurred some clever pro-independence panda photoshops, captions like: "I gave up my national sovereignty and all I got were these lousy pandas."
This immediately came to mind when I passed this guy.
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| Malayan Tapir |
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| A bongo! |
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| giraffe-necked weevil |
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| A friend from home! |