Tea for your Tater Tots

I found some tea in a pharmacy that promised to make my boobies bigger. I would've bought some, because, hey, it can't make them smaller right? Maybe I could placebo-effect my way into enlarged lady lumps. But the price tag was $900NT, that's about $30 U.S. - proof there must be as many suckers living in Taiwan as everywhere else.

James' Dirty Pillows

We found this in a dollar store today. I almost bought it for one of my dearest and lewdest friends back home, but it had a useless on/off switch and battery pack. We surmised the battery was to power a noise elicited upon squeezing of the hoohahs, but these boobies were silent. James suggested we buy a new battery for it. I told him I wasn't interested in investing that much time in a pair of plush taters. I also wasn't interested in ringing them up in front of his mom.