in lieu of a tree |
From Taiwan Christmas |
Brats and processed cheese: A pretty good Christmas gift, if I do say so myself |
We started watching A Christmas Story, but I fell asleep, and at midnight we split a pomegranate before hitting the hay.
"This will be the first year I don't get any presents from Santa Claus," I remarked before passing out, maybe an insy teensy winsy bit sad for it.
But when I awoke...
Presents from Santa! |
I found some milk and cookie crumbs by our baby cacti. |
Santa brought me a giant "Glamorous Banana!" Lucky girl! |
Santa gave me a big cushy stuffed banana with a red sticker that says "Glamorous Banana." Santa must be very attune to my affinity for adorable things that are yellow. He also gave me Anthony Bourdain's Kitchen Confidential, which I plan on starting as soon as I'm finished with Burmese Days by George Orwell.
I think I must've been much better than James this year. Santa wrote "You've been a very good girl," on one of my two presents. James only got one present from Santa, The Stand by Stephen King, and his note said, "Dear James, Read a f---ing book."
Merry Christmas family, friends, and internet. I hope that are you spending it with people you love, wherever you may be.
1 comment:
Merry Christmas, Ms. Glamorous-Banana-rama!
~Mit
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