Getting Nervous

I'm getting my glamour shots on Saturday. I fear in glamour shots, like most things in life, I'll get what I paid for. Maybe I should have thrown down another Benjamin for a reputable studio in Taipei.

Either way, I expect results will be ridiculous. But I'd prefer ridiculous-cute pictures to ridiculous-sad ones.

Here are samples my studio has up on its website (photos previously posted were from all different studios). These keep me up at night. I didn't drop $2,888NT to dress up like somebody's babushka.

Rock me Amadeus?

Uh-oh.

Getting Them Done

Friday was pay day. Saturday I went to the mall and two salesladies in matching skirt suits talked me into making a deposit for a glamour photo shoot. It's hard to turn down women dressed like twins saying things like, "You eyes is so beautiful!" and "We are so happy, you are our first foreigner friend!" But really, I've been thinking about glamour shots for awhile.

Taipei and Hong Kong are the places to get them done. Taipei is preferred because it's cheaper. Some people (engaged couples) even make special trips to get them. Here are just a few of the many, many entertaining examples I found online:

I don't think I'll have any turtleneck guys unzipping my dress, and I don't plan on wearing disco pants - but I think you get the point.

For $2,888 (about $100 U.S.) I get four costume, hair and makeup changes. That's comparable to what my college graduation prints cost, and you don't get any costume changes with those. In fact, one of my four proofs was unusable: When the photographer told me to tilt my head and "gaze into the future," my lazy eye wandered astray. Glamour shots should be much more fun.

I hope the studio has four American-sized outfits. I'm bringing my own shoes.

I'm very, very, very excited.