"How come when you try to look hot you just look slack-jawed and stupid?"
Isn't that charming?
The context makes it less appalling: We were standing in the elevator and I asked him if my glasses made me look like a sexy librarian. Whenever I make a sexy face, I try to hyper extend my jaw. Hasn't anyone else ever noticed that high couture models never have their mouths closed? I figure the more molars you can see, the sexier. Not so, says James. Jerk.
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